[ Well mods said we have it so I'm sorry this thought just came to mind and I thought it'd be funny. So Wolfwood is in the knock-off Ancient Roman section, probably around the Canals, looking at the buildings.
This also includes chipped marble statues of Roman God-built men with no clothes. ]
The hell kind of vanity project am I looking at.
[ Who are these people? Who spent time carving out their dicks? ]
[ what the fuck how did i miss this im so tired runs in. eiden is having a good old stroll by the canals, topper just vibing around his neck. when he hears wolfwood tho, he immediately beelines it because he's a creature, poking his head in to see—whoooooooa— ]
Oh wow, I thought the Christians took the dicks off of these things for modesty or whatever! Neat!
Most assholes nowadays have clothes on their statues where I'm from too, so don't worry.
There were plenty of nude statues that were done dating ages back, ancient times and shit. Some of them are really beautiful, and some of them are just... dicks out just because. [ eiden. ]
But later on, some people decided they didn't like dicks hanging out and either smashed them clean off or covered them in these fig leaves.
The last time I saw a statue of someone, it was some idiot who had a massive one built as a monument to himself. Insured it for... eh, what was it. Five billion double dollars? Not naked though.
[ I Lowe have no sense of size scale so I don't know how tall it was but like. Definitely huge building, maybe even tiny skyscraper size. ]
Yeah, weird how mankind changed their minds about it.
[ Wolfwood won't strip but he's clearly been tits out for forever so he's not that much of a prude. ]
[ Wracked the brain too hard designing dildos? But also this is half a joke and also half-not, looking at Eiden like... you're just a guy... stuck with all these freaks... what were you doing, was it just a sad freak accident... ]
No, I was spirited away to this place called Klein before the butt plug millionaire could give me his exact specifications and drive me insane again. So the overwork couldn't have killed me.
Nope. Started on Earth, touched some freaky gemstone, ended up in a completely different world, stuck there for a bit, and then apparently died while I was there and ended up in this hell hole. [ points at ] Not fucking with you.
[ topper squeaks like he's adding some punctuation to it. ]
[ Well, this is actually the weirdest thing he's heard in the entire two weeks he's been here even beyond the fact that this is a Monday thread and he just learned there's an entire planet out there with real tangible gods.
His eyes may be shaded, but he's looking at Eiden like he's sprouted 3 heads. ]
I believe you.
[ More because it's all so hyperspecific. ]
Great that you escaped your shit job? Or sorry that happened to you. I really don't know.
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This also includes chipped marble statues of Roman God-built men with no clothes. ]
The hell kind of vanity project am I looking at.
[ Who are these people? Who spent time carving out their dicks? ]
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Oh wow, I thought the Christians took the dicks off of these things for modesty or whatever! Neat!
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We only brought necessities 'cause of, you know, planet repopulation shit. So.
None of whatever this is.
Some assholes get statues built of themselves, but they are clothed as far as I know.
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There were plenty of nude statues that were done dating ages back, ancient times and shit. Some of them are really beautiful, and some of them are just... dicks out just because. [ eiden. ]
But later on, some people decided they didn't like dicks hanging out and either smashed them clean off or covered them in these fig leaves.
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[ I Lowe have no sense of size scale so I don't know how tall it was but like. Definitely huge building, maybe even tiny skyscraper size. ]
Yeah, weird how mankind changed their minds about it.
[ Wolfwood won't strip but he's clearly been tits out for forever so he's not that much of a prude. ]
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[ i hate that a lot thanks ]
Tell me about it, I feel like nothing changes. No one can ever make up their minds.
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People just don't like stagnancy, so some people just decide to change up the rules just 'cause they can. They should find better hobbies.
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[ he whispers this desperately (joke), clutching his chest. ]
Everything is a nightmare no matter where I end up.
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[ He clearly found it funny, good job Eiden. ]
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Can't say I don't enjoy it, being worked to death aside.
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[ Wracked the brain too hard designing dildos? But also this is half a joke and also half-not, looking at Eiden like... you're just a guy... stuck with all these freaks... what were you doing, was it just a sad freak accident... ]
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No, I was spirited away to this place called Klein before the butt plug millionaire could give me his exact specifications and drive me insane again. So the overwork couldn't have killed me.
[ suspicious look ] Maybe.
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You really hate your job.
[ Where does he even begin with this entire summary, he genuinely thinks Eiden is just sassing him. ]
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The sex toy designing wasn't bad, but being the replacement grand sorcerer is kind of hard.
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[ HELLO? :man_standing: ]
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[ topper squeaks like he's adding some punctuation to it. ]
Promise.
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His eyes may be shaded, but he's looking at Eiden like he's sprouted 3 heads. ]
I believe you.
[ More because it's all so hyperspecific. ]
Great that you escaped your shit job? Or sorry that happened to you. I really don't know.
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Is being a grand sorcerer better than working for the. [ One moment as he recalls the exact wording. ] "Butt plug millionaire"?
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You have to say that again. Please. Before I tell you.
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Butt plug millionaire.
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Anyways... it's a little more rigorous than I'm used to, and right now it's pretty hard, but... I think I like it a lot better, yeah.
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[ I will remember this forever in terms of post-trial disparity. ]
Can't complain about someone's quality of life improving. Good for you.
[ Eiden climbing up in life. ]