[ Wracked the brain too hard designing dildos? But also this is half a joke and also half-not, looking at Eiden like... you're just a guy... stuck with all these freaks... what were you doing, was it just a sad freak accident... ]
No, I was spirited away to this place called Klein before the butt plug millionaire could give me his exact specifications and drive me insane again. So the overwork couldn't have killed me.
Nope. Started on Earth, touched some freaky gemstone, ended up in a completely different world, stuck there for a bit, and then apparently died while I was there and ended up in this hell hole. [ points at ] Not fucking with you.
[ topper squeaks like he's adding some punctuation to it. ]
[ Well, this is actually the weirdest thing he's heard in the entire two weeks he's been here even beyond the fact that this is a Monday thread and he just learned there's an entire planet out there with real tangible gods.
His eyes may be shaded, but he's looking at Eiden like he's sprouted 3 heads. ]
I believe you.
[ More because it's all so hyperspecific. ]
Great that you escaped your shit job? Or sorry that happened to you. I really don't know.
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[ Wracked the brain too hard designing dildos? But also this is half a joke and also half-not, looking at Eiden like... you're just a guy... stuck with all these freaks... what were you doing, was it just a sad freak accident... ]
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No, I was spirited away to this place called Klein before the butt plug millionaire could give me his exact specifications and drive me insane again. So the overwork couldn't have killed me.
[ suspicious look ] Maybe.
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You really hate your job.
[ Where does he even begin with this entire summary, he genuinely thinks Eiden is just sassing him. ]
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The sex toy designing wasn't bad, but being the replacement grand sorcerer is kind of hard.
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[ HELLO? :man_standing: ]
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[ topper squeaks like he's adding some punctuation to it. ]
Promise.
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His eyes may be shaded, but he's looking at Eiden like he's sprouted 3 heads. ]
I believe you.
[ More because it's all so hyperspecific. ]
Great that you escaped your shit job? Or sorry that happened to you. I really don't know.
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Is being a grand sorcerer better than working for the. [ One moment as he recalls the exact wording. ] "Butt plug millionaire"?
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You have to say that again. Please. Before I tell you.
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Butt plug millionaire.
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Anyways... it's a little more rigorous than I'm used to, and right now it's pretty hard, but... I think I like it a lot better, yeah.
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[ I will remember this forever in terms of post-trial disparity. ]
Can't complain about someone's quality of life improving. Good for you.
[ Eiden climbing up in life. ]