Nope. Started on Earth, touched some freaky gemstone, ended up in a completely different world, stuck there for a bit, and then apparently died while I was there and ended up in this hell hole. [ points at ] Not fucking with you.
[ topper squeaks like he's adding some punctuation to it. ]
[ Well, this is actually the weirdest thing he's heard in the entire two weeks he's been here even beyond the fact that this is a Monday thread and he just learned there's an entire planet out there with real tangible gods.
His eyes may be shaded, but he's looking at Eiden like he's sprouted 3 heads. ]
I believe you.
[ More because it's all so hyperspecific. ]
Great that you escaped your shit job? Or sorry that happened to you. I really don't know.
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[ HELLO? :man_standing: ]
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[ topper squeaks like he's adding some punctuation to it. ]
Promise.
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His eyes may be shaded, but he's looking at Eiden like he's sprouted 3 heads. ]
I believe you.
[ More because it's all so hyperspecific. ]
Great that you escaped your shit job? Or sorry that happened to you. I really don't know.
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Is being a grand sorcerer better than working for the. [ One moment as he recalls the exact wording. ] "Butt plug millionaire"?
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You have to say that again. Please. Before I tell you.
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Butt plug millionaire.
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Anyways... it's a little more rigorous than I'm used to, and right now it's pretty hard, but... I think I like it a lot better, yeah.
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[ I will remember this forever in terms of post-trial disparity. ]
Can't complain about someone's quality of life improving. Good for you.
[ Eiden climbing up in life. ]