[Let's say they're at the IKEA because Fukuzawa hasn't met him yet and that's a fun place. He's going to notice that Eiden looks different from all the strange people around them, which is why he addresses him.]
Young man, you notice something strange about all of this, yes?
[ hello we love ikea. eiden is here in the cafeteria drinking some of the cafeteria coffee while topper is just splooted out in his lap. when he's addressed, he hums. whoa. ]
Which part? The weird shadow people or the whole game thing?
I did consider an ability, but it seems quite all-encompassing if it's that. Something like this would be hard to maintain for more than a few hours, and would fail entirely when the user fell asleep.
[ man he's actually thinking, swinging his legs on the chair ] Being able to be served means there's some expectation that we should eat... right? Which means we still need sustenance? So are we actually dead?
Exactly. And if that is so, then we are likely to get tired too and need sleep. Both of these things are unneeded by the dead, which means we might not be dead after all.
[He kind of wishes Ranpo were here, that young man would be at least able to figure this out instantly.]
No. He's my... Item. [ pointing to his phone where he's been kind of lazily scrolling through profiles. topper chirps sadly :( ] He's innocent, don't involve him.
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Young man, you notice something strange about all of this, yes?
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Which part? The weird shadow people or the whole game thing?
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Both, but more the first part.
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[See the problem here?]
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Could be some kind of magic? [ shot in the dark? ] Could be part of it.
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It's super confusing, ugh. My head.
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[He kind of wishes Ranpo were here, that young man would be at least able to figure this out instantly.]
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[ topper just cheeps a little sadly. maybe he just Knows and gives eiden's chin a little headbutt. ]
Whatever. I'm Eiden. This little guy's Topper. Who're you?
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Fukuzawa.
Is he involved in all of this too?
[He means Topper. Don't tell him that a rodent is a player in this game.]
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A pet?
[He's not going to hurt Topper it's fine. He's just surprised since some people brought a fucking car to this place.]
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[ stares at monika ]
But... he's a friend. I have to make sure he gets back to his home.
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Someone might be missing him then, if his home is not with you.
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[ he glances at his phone and scrolls a little. ]
Are you like a detective, Fukuzawa?
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[He's just the muscle for when muscle is needed.]
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[ hum hum. a small pause. ]
Hey, Fukuzawa? What's this about heartbroken exes? Are you a real player?
[ must be the whole silver fox thing (he's only 44) silver fox ]
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It's not like that! They were former partners and friends.
[That doesn't sound any better.]
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[ u said it not me ]
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They are people I worked with in the past. If they assumed it was a relationship, then they were mistaken.
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Were you even aware they were into you? Out of curiosity?
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Surely there's something else to talk about here?
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I'm just getting to know you!
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