🎧 homophonic | pcs | vash the stampede

[silicone]

This world is made of...love and peace!

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[piteous]

... I keep hearing about this infamous broken machine and I'm wondering if this McFlurry is really so good? Can't help but feel like I'm missing out!

[ He's eating a cinnamon roll, warm and sticky. ]

[silicone]

[ longing. ]

You are—it's so good it just breaks the machine repeatedly, I think. Maybe they'll fix it eventually if we get lucky enough.

[ a tiny white ferret peeks its head up from a chair and sniffs at the table in the direction of cinnamon rolls....... ]

1/2

[piteous]

Someone told me that there are better ice cream places, so maybe we'll get a couple of shops, too? When the barrier lifts up.

[ A FERRET ]

Hey, little guy!

[piteous]

Wait! Is it also dead?! This is too sad!

[ NO!!!!!! ]

[silicone]

Stop! I try not to think about it, I feel so bad!!

[ he was gonna totally start talking about ice cream, but man he's sad again ]

[piteous]

... I know a priest.

[ someone bring this back to ice cream ]

[silicone]

Here? [ pfft ] I don't need a confessional that badly.

[piteous]

A confessional...? I was thinking more last rites, but...

[ HE THINKS THIS SLIP IS KIND OF TOO MUCH. ]

I guess if you have some sins you want to get off your chest.

[silicone]

I mean, I didn't mean for Topper to end up here? That's the only thing I feel guilty for, dude.

[ topper chitters and scoots closer to the sweet cinnamon bun. ]

[piteous]

Topper? That's a strange name...

[ He offers the ferret a small piece. Maybe too much sugar isn't good for it. ]

Yeah, I was thinking more Last Rites. The priest is here, conveniently.

[silicone]

You make friends with him here or did he end up being picked up by these weirdos too?

[ topper sniffs it briefly and takes a little chunk in his paws before skittering back to eiden's elbow. ]

... One of the guys from back home, he's here with me too.

[piteous]

... They picked him up from whatever street they found him.

[ Vash sounds a little grumbly about that. He does quietly coo as the ferret takes the offering, but isn't so bold to try to pet it. ]

Really? Which one?

[silicone]

I see. So he's stuck here like the rest of us.

[ interesting... topper is content to just nibble with his happy tail occasionally smacking vash in the sleeve because it is long and poofy. eiden does scroll a bit on his phone and turns it, pointing. ]

Yakumo! He's... a little stressed out right now, but he's really sweet.

[piteous]

[ He would let this ferret beat him up. ]

Aw, he looks sweet!

[ Vash scrolls on his phone and... Well. Points to Wolfwood's profile. ]

This is the good-for-nothing priest.

[silicone]

[ he's hot ]

Man, that's definitely no priest I've ever seen before. Holy people really come in all different types, huh...

I don't think I'd trust him to do my last rites...

[piteous]

[ say it aloud coward ]

They make men of the cloth pretty different these days... [ Yeah. ] Good idea. I personally wouldn't.

[silicone]

[ he flops his head onto his arm. ]

Why are priests so hot these days. Feels unfair, actually.

[piteous]

Huh?

[silicone]

[ sipping from his diet coke briefly ]

You know, like he's good-looking. Very pleasing to the eye. He should take his shirt off... [ he waves his hand in an "etc etc" way ]

[piteous]

Him????

[ ????????? ]

You want to see him without his shirt?!?!

[silicone]

[ he. laughs. a little bit. ]

Yeah, why not? I bet he's shredded under those clothes.

[ eiden no ]

And what's with the whole item being "MERCY" thing? I have no clue what that is but... that sounds kinda sexy too.

[piteous]

[ He really is so confused by all this talk because WOLFWOOD???

However, there is a reality here. ]

... I think if you paid him, he'd show you.

[silicone]

Thanks, but I like my money too much.

[piteous]

Been buying stuff from the catalog?

[ He can respect someone who loves money, he guesses. ]

[silicone]

I mean, I'm not broke, but I did get a spare set of clothes. And a sleeping bag. You never know when you might need it!

Figure I should make the most of it for now, at least until this whole team thing is sorted out... plus, the sleeping bag looks like a cute penguin!