🎧 homophonic | group text | wenzhou & nahri

[silicone]

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w4, friday post-invest (later in the evening)

[silicone]

luo wenzhou and nahri have entered the group chat.

hey
i wanted to talk about strategy tomorrow
since i think we're really going to have to work together on the one

[ashmark]

The game message thing earlier this week said to get naked.

We're going to have to check more than arms and legs and be firm about it.

[silicone]

[ haha oh god naked. ]

[ashmark]

[ FOCUS, EIDEN ]

[silicone]

[ HE IS FOCUSED!!! ]

[captainry]

[ he's sure as shit up all night so doesn't matter when this is. ]

I asked Alex to keep an eye on the ladies during strip search, so if you can corner them, too, Nahri... we should be covered on biases and bases.
We know froggystyle did something, last week if not this week, so don't let Ylfa or Gerard skimp out because of their changes.

[ashmark]

Alex is involved? She's clever.
I can help. Ylfa might be difficult, but she doesn't have the excuse of insecurity week anymore.

[silicone]

Do we know if Ylfa ended up being healed at all after her adventure? I only ask because she skipped the check last time... so we don't know if she has anything.

The injuries could cover up anything we missed last week. Or anything that might have happened this last night. Especially with powers on the fritz.

[captainry]

She texted me to check on me, and I asked for a favor.
She and Jonas both did, so, I told to just keep a lookout. If TBD were involved in an erasure this week, they'll either focus heavily on a case they weren't responsible for or they'll give themselves away.
But I want to trust them. They're good, smart kids.

w5, tuesday/wednesday morning

[silicone]

hey squad [ eiden. ]

raise your hand if you got some weird mail?

[ashmark]

I have.

I also received a warning as well.

[silicone]

wanna share? i'll forward mine if you want.

[ashmark]

Let me figure it out again.

[ and to spare your inbox multiple tags/attempts, she'll get there eventially ]

from user saintpetronilla:
I Am Proud Of You.
It Is Okay To Cry.
Someday You Will Dance Again.

Send Me A Message Back. Tell Me Your Favorite Color.

from user dear:
you are incredible
ofis)(ally.
t)(ank you for was)(ing out for everyone
you are loved. i reely like making t)(ese jokes! maybe it will autocorrect my ducks into ducks
Duck!

from user terminallyCapricious/gamzeemakara:
ur anger shines like the sun
but be careful who u let it shine on
someone who agrees with u wishes u ill

from user glazelily:
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A
WIDOWS SUPPORT GROUP!
JOIN THE OTHER SAD SACKS WHO LOST THE PEOPLE THEY LOVED
PROBABLY ROMANTICALLY
TALK TO EACH OTHER!
LOVE EACH OTHER (PLATONICALLY)!

1/2

[silicone]

thanks nahri, incoming on my end:

from user glazelily:
GaRdEn Of EdEn. UnKnOwN sToNe.
SiMoN sHoUlD dIe. :o) :o)
KeEp ThE fUrRiEs AlIvE
StAy StRoNg. YoU'lL bE oKaY.

from user pleasechill:
brightest gem. all is wwell. that wwhich followws is not your failing

from user beef:
ALIVE FROGS = GOOD THINGS SPREAD WORD THANKS WHY DOES EVERYONE OVERCOMPLICATE THESE THINGS THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY EASY PLEASE JUST BE NORMAL

from user darling:
dont talk about this in public just share it among urselves justice is fine but avoid simon
froggystyle needs to keep going its imperative that they keep going
but they cant get caught
if they're caught its over for all of u
dont ask them too many questions theyd share it if they could

from user boring:
hell is other people

from user honey:
Dear Eiden,

My sympathies for your team's loss. You and your team are in the thoughts of others.

from user littlebaby:
mATESPRITSHIP IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, oKAY,
aLL IS WELL,
fOCUS ON THE CLOWN AND ALL WILL BE FINE,
kEEP FROGS SAFE,
pLEASE STAY ALIVE,
i LOVE YOU,

from user edythecullen:
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A
WIDOWS SUPPORT GROUP!
JOIN THE OTHER SAD SACKS WHO LOST THE PEOPLE THEY LOVED
PROBABLY ROMANTICALLY
TALK TO EACH OTHER!
LOVE EACH OTHER (PLATONICALLY)!

from user nerd:
Check Justice. ASAP.
If you can figure out how to reply back, reply back.

from user beloved:
UH OH 💅💋 BINTED? More like 🍑BENT🍆OVA'! 👀👀 YASSS HENNY 🍯, it's CLENCHING 🍑💦TIME! Don't JUST 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️ STAND there HUNTY! SPREAD👐, BEND🙇‍♀️, AND SNAP📸! YOU👈are in for an ASS 🍑 BLASTING 🎊time! NO🤚🍑BINT, NO🙅‍♂️💦 GAIN! Be ready to 📲👀POST those cheeky 🍑🙊 pics and send them 📲⏩ to your THICKeST 💋 friends! 😍💖💕

w5, friday

[silicone]

well
someone must have gotten the same message
im assuming

[ashmark]

I've been going through my messages to remember things.
Was he really that much of a threat?

[silicone]

well my source said that justice was in 2nd place
which means that first of all
somehow
they shot up in the ranks just like froggystyle

i have a theory
but it's irrelevant to the cases right now
so i wont rly go on

but i'm p sure i have a guess about how last week went
with regards to zelda and yukichi.

[ashmark]

We can revisit that later if we need to then.

If he was a problem, that means the other two cases should take priority tomorrow. If someone else got the same messages, hopefully they will believe the same.

wk 6; monday

[captainry]

Taking suggestions on someone to turn bald for 6 hours.

[ashmark]

Vash.

[silicone]

no complaints here i also say vash tbh


could be p funny.......

[captainry]

I knew you two would have an answer.
Goblins.

Anyways, the rat plush makes people bald, as an FYI.

w6, tuesday

[ashmark]

Pig in glass at cathedral wing graffiti at cathedral messages from saints and god I think it's related

[silicone]

oh! that's a really good connection nahri



does that mean pigs might be more special than the reapers are letting on...?

hm

[ashmark]

Why else are they immortalized in the cathedral glass?
Wenzhou pointed out they are everywhere.
So they definitely mean something.
I just talked to someone else yesterday who had gotten a message from another saint I hadn't heard of. I wonder if we all have different saint messages too? I've looked them up in the library but I'm not sure what the connection is.