🎧 homophonic | pcs | lee rang

[silicone]

i go to funeral homes on purpose, too.

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[foxicide]

[eiden continues to be the funniest person alive,




which is why rang immediately bursts into laughter,]

[silicone]

Look, I've heard the threat way too many times. It's instinct now.

[foxicide]

Take it as a compliment instead. Not everyone looks good enough to eat.

[he says this like eiden isn't the most confident person in the afterlife,]

[silicone]

[ he is pretty confident. he knows he looks very good! ]

Man you suck!

[ he flicks water at him aggressively with his fingers! nyeh! don't look at him he's blushing! ]

[foxicide]

[Rang reacts exactly like a cat would, by retreating to the door and glaring at Eiden,]

Stop that.

[silicone]

... Don't like getting wet?

[foxicide]

I'm letting you go only because you're washing my coat.

[said in the tone of 'don't even think about it']

But if you start something else, then I'll be obligated to return the favor.

[silicone]

What a privilege...

[ carefully squeezing water out between his palms. ]

How exactly would you do that?

[foxicide]

I could always hold your head underwater.

[dryly,]

[silicone]

Great. Love drowning in dirty water. My favorite pastime.

[ just pulling the jacket all the way out now to lay it carefully on the counter, smoothing out the areas he's scrubbed to examine them. things came out pretty decently, considering it's not too old a stain. ]

... This should be okay for now. Come and look and see if it's passable. I mean, I guess you can get a new coat if you really wanted, but... this one's too nice to just throw out.

[foxicide]

[Rang wanders on over to inspect Eiden's handiwork,]

...Not bad, I guess.

[please be nice for once, rang. he'll pick up the coat with one hand and look it over,

the other goes up to pat eiden on the head. touchie week,]

[silicone]

[ oh... a head pat. he makes a face. ]

It's this or waste your money on another jacket.