🎧 homophonic | pcs | lee rang

[silicone]

i go to funeral homes on purpose, too.

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wknd 0, saturday

[silicone]

[ rolling a sad gutter ball to some oontz oontz oontz and just throwing his hands up in the air. ]

Bowling shouldn't be that hard.

[ a tiny white stoat just squeaks sadly at him. ]

[foxicide]

[oontz oontz oontz clap clap clap as rang applauds the gutter ball]

Maybe it's the player and not the game?

[he waves hi to eiden's cute stoat]

Especially if it's your first time.

[silicone]

[ thanks his gutter ball was so finessed. ]

It's been a while since I did anything like bowling. It's definitely me.

[ topper just chirps briefly at the wave and skitters to try and climb up eiden's leg to hand around his shoulders. ]

Are you any better at it?

[foxicide]

I'm not much for sports.

[rang says, as he selects a neon ball and throws it down the lane.




and gets a strike, teehee]

Maybe I'm just naturally gifted?

[silicone]

[ there goes the ball, wow. eiden just watches the strike connect, impressed. ]

Well shit, that was pretty neat. [ he leans a little over the lane as the pins are taken awaaay. ] You have any tips... what's your name?

[foxicide]

[it's the first and last time im letting rang succeed at anything,]

Rang. You're Eiden, right?

[he flashes him a quick smile as if a stranger knowing ur name is not creepy at all]

I saw your picture on the phone.

[sorry this doesn't make it less weird]

[silicone]

Yeah, that's me.

[ he glances down at his own phone as he takes it out of his pocket and laughs a little ]

The whole profile thing. It's a little creepy. They know a lot.

Nice to meet you, Rang.

[foxicide]

[everyone saying nice to meet you like they won't regret it eventually... rang just thinks it's funny though,]

How much of yours would you say is true?

[he glances at the stoat and then back at Eiden,]

Like 'yokai taming'. Is that real, or just a gacha thing?

[silicone]

I think it's a really weird exaggeration... I'd probably get eaten for it if Kuya were here.

[ or worse. tilting his head a little. ]

[foxicide]

[vore.................. jk rang isn't actually thinking of vore but he's thinking of eating and that's close enough

he tilts his head]

Probably, yeah. [RANG JUST AGREES?] What kind of yokai is Kuya?

[silicone]

[ not quite vote. worse than that. maybe. anyways. ]

A fox. He's pretty damn old too.

[foxicide]

[WORSE THAN VORE????

There's a shift in Rang's expression at the mention, something different from his so far very 'how do you do im normal and hip with humans' act that's he been putting on,]

Everyone's old compared to a human. [how OLD could he BE?] How many tails?

[this is a weird question to ask but okay]

[silicone]

Huh?

[ he does watch this shift, doesn't say anything about it, but he settles in. ]

I mean, he's really cagey about showing his fox stuff... I've only ever seen his ears and a huge tail a couple times. Once because I had to beg him... and then another at the ancient banquet he took me to.

[foxicide]

[ . . . . . . ]

[foxicide]

Are you his mate?

[silicone]

Wh...?

[ eiden's ears are just... turning red. ]

What's that got to do with anything? [ fumbling quickly ] He's my clan member, sure, but I mean... even that's pushing it. I don't even think he wants to be around me half the time...

[foxicide]

[rang like 'i've seen this kdrama before']

So you're... family?

[he says it like he doesn't believe it, like it's a concept that he's seen before and refuses to recognize. he's just looking at eiden's ears like they'll tell him the truth]

[silicone]

[ he wrinkles his nose. ]

No. We're... well. It's... different and... way too hard to explain, the clan member thing.

[ the ears are still red. if not redder. ]

[foxicide]

It sounds complicated.

[he says that like it's a bad thing, rang doesn't believe in polygamy]

I guess there are foxes out there stupid enough to get attached to humans, of all things.

[silicone]

He's definitely not attached to me. I think he helps me just to get me out of his hair. That's all.

[ ha haaaa. he sounds a little dull about it. ]

And I'm "amusing" and stuff. Whatever floats his boat.

[foxicide]

[rang brightens in return, because this is the kind of relationship that he can actually understand! yay,]

That's because he's old. It's hard to find entertainment after a certain age, you know? It's a real problem.

[silicone]

Mmm, I bet. He likes card games, puzzles... that sort of thing.

Can't say I don't really miss him, though.

[ a small shrug ]

You sound like a guy who hangs around yokai a lot.

[foxicide]

[rang also likes card games and puzzles...... and yet for some reason he decides he's superior to kuya.]

I don't really get along with other foxes. [smiling, and maybe it's that one thing that should tip eiden off -- his smile, and how sharp it is.] I might be one too, but I'm not the same as them. I have more tails, for one.

[silicone]

[ yeah.

yeah there it is. eiden just kind of. shifts back in his seat a little more and laughs. is it nervous? it might be? oh god, this is just gonna keep happening to him isn't it? hot guys who are super dangerous. heck. ]

I'm... sorry to hear that?

[ do foxes really not hang out with each other? do they hate each other that much? hello????? he doesn't understand these creatures. why does his profile shitpost like this. ]

What does it mean when you've got... more tails? I skipped school a lot...

[foxicide]

[Rang's smile grows a little wider at the apology, like he thinks it's funny. Which it is in a (redacted) way? Don't worry about it.]

It's like a power ranking. The more you have, the closer you are to the top, and nine is all the way up there.

[he flicks his hand up, as if forming the top/bottom pyramid.]

Of course, that's for gumiho. It might be different for kitsunes.