🎧 homophonic | pcs | kyoko kuremi

[silicone]

I whipped up a special new coffee blend.

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[silicone]

All the better, we make him wash just your car.

[factoring]

I'd like to see you try.

[silicone]

We tell him it's the Lord's work.

[ he says that like he knows it wouldn't work ]

[factoring]

[ Amused and fond ]

That's never going to work on him.

[silicone]

Bribe 'im with a carton of cigs.

[factoring]

Much more likely.

[silicone]

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I met a priest with beautiful tits... I would have... [ HE THINKS VERY HARD ABOUT THIS ] two nickels, and that's not a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

[factoring]

[ Sorry this makes her laugh. ]

Two of them, hm? One is enough for me.

[silicone]

They're such a handful. You're a man of god, what're you doing with all that tit, huh?

[factoring]

[Wouldn't they be two handfuls with the sheer amount of tit]

I suppose this is where somebody would say God made them that way.

[silicone]

God loves tits. Incredible. I've figured it out.

[factoring]

[Nods like they've discovered a truth of the universe.]

Amen...?

[She says this like she's not sure if it's the correct word.]

[silicone]

Aaaaaaaa~men!

[ clapping his hands together and just

flopping over so his head plops into her lap. ]

[factoring]

[Pats his head like she's petting a cat.]