🎧 homophonic | pcs | shu lyn o'keefe

[silicone]

no one gets to pick the day they die, but today's as good a day as they come, isn't it?

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[roseoftexas]

[ he doesn't point out that they apparently all just died. ]

...

Ah.

[ ... ] I figured something weird was going on with locations when I started hearing about space and humans crashing onto other planets. Doesn't seem like we're from the same places.

[ bye bye topper. what did your topper eyes See. 👁️ ]

[silicone]

[ shut up he's just tired. ]

Yeah, I think we're all coming from... totally different worlds. Honestly... I'd believe it in general. I didn't come from Klein before...

[roseoftexas]

[ the eiden is tired and needs a small eep. ]

...

You didn't?

[silicone]

[ he could go for some eep ]

Nope. Came from Earth originally. This super rich dude sent us a weird gem he wanted made into a specialty toy. I touched it because I wanted a better look and, uh... yeah.

[roseoftexas]

[ at least they have ikea ]

... I don't even think that's a guaranteed same world thing. I know Earth, but when I mention New Sieg I've not been getting any reaction.

[ still. ]

A... toy? [ with a gemstone? ]

[silicone]

Yeah, I've never actually heard of New Sieg... on Earth. At least when I was there.

[ and... help he laughs a little. ]

Yeah. Specialty. We, uh, call him the Butt Plug Millionaire. Haha... if that helps.

[roseoftexas]

[




huh. ]



Everyone needs a hobby.

[silicone]

Then I end up getting rushed to design that shit for three straight days with no sleep just for him to ask for this gaudy-ass gem to be slapped on a dildo.

Probably better that I ended up escaping capitalism with it.

[roseoftexas]

Sounds like a better life for it and-- I guess I'm assuming now, but no all-nighters designing bejewelled sex toys in Klein?

[silicone]

... Just other problems. Haha. That I... really really need to get back to.

And sometimes I still don't get any sleep, but. [ that's by choice. ] I definitely eat a lot better, though. No more living paycheck to paycheck. At least for now.

[roseoftexas]

Problems are everywhere. But if they're better problems than your last ones, that's a start.

[ eiden don't show off how much tail you're getting. even though he doesn't actually have any way of inferring that from what eiden just said. ] Ahh. That's nice for you. Paycheck to paycheck's stressful.

[silicone]

[ that was truly just for becks ]

Especially when you put in a fuckton of work for pennies.

[ he wrinkles his nose. ]

Speaking from experience? [ abt the last bit? ]

[roseoftexas]

[ (eiden voice) i work out with help from my food at home (wink) ]

Mm. Well, my paychecks are unpredictable. But enough when they come in.

[silicone]

[ damn straight. the food works. ]

What do you do?

[roseoftexas]

[ the food works hard, but eiden works harder. ]

Does it matter?

[silicone]

[ ehe? ]

Well between sniping and martial arts on your profile, I feel like you could just say it and it wouldn't surprise me.

[roseoftexas]

[ he snorts. ]

My paid work is more alturistic than what you're implying, depending on how you look at things.

[silicone]

That's why I'm asking.

[roseoftexas]

Asking's a free action.

[silicone]

And what's telling?

[roseoftexas]

Pricey.

[silicone]

Like...?

[roseoftexas]

Pricey. Because I don't want to talk.

[silicone]

Lame. Who knew you were such an expensive date! [ kidding ]

[roseoftexas]

Ah. If I’d known this was a date, I’d have lied completed.