That goddamn google translate voice that stalked my every move with a points system to 'fix the plot of the novel!' and made my life absolutely living hell for the entire time! B points for this! B points for that! I'll be pointed to throw the entire thing in the trash!
[ EVERY DAY HE SUFFERS. he covers his face in exhaustion ]
A web novel I read to the end and hated the ending of. The author had plans for the story but between that and paying the bills he took the low bar, that hack. So I ended up with the task to "fix" it.
[ given how things ended up he's still not sure if he succeeded or not ]
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Exactly. Thanks.
Were you looking for something? [ he's not an ikea worker???? but??? whatever??? ]</smalL.
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[ no one must ever know he laid on a ikea bed for a few minutes and cried real tears about it ]
There are many things to see after all.
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[ he laughs a little. ]
I'm Eiden, by the way. And this little guy is Topper.
[ who squeaks in greeting ]
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Well met. This one is Shen Qingqiu. [ ... give him a minute to mentally fry squint and replay eiden's words in his head ] Where is Klein, if I may?
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I can just say I'm not unfamiliar with being snatched from one world and dropped into a totally different one. It's... really jarring.
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Indeed? I would imagine the sensation would be similar to this.
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You as well?!
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[ he just imitates the shock bc he's confused ]
What do you mean?
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[ one would notice he drops the peak lord voice while he yells. who knew people actually get isekai'd!! ]
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[ the same... ]
Wow. What the fuck. So like. You got sucked into some weird world from home? Are you from Earth too!?
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I was! From China! [ at least that part was for realsies! ] It's been... a very, very long time since it happened.
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... How long...?
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It's been at least ten years.
[ and some change? help me the timeline is a disaster ]
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You haven't been able to go back in ten years!?
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The original body is kind've dead.
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[ cowabummer, dude. ]
I'm sorry. That... really sucks. [ genuinely. ] Can I ask? What's the "system."
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That goddamn google translate voice that stalked my every move with a points system to 'fix the plot of the novel!' and made my life absolutely living hell for the entire time! B points for this! B points for that! I'll be pointed to throw the entire thing in the trash!
[ tell em how you really feel sqq ]
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You... you ended up in a novel?
[ squint ] With a point system?
[ SOUNDS LIKE HELL ACTUALLY ]
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A web novel I read to the end and hated the ending of. The author had plans for the story but between that and paying the bills he took the low bar, that hack. So I ended up with the task to "fix" it.
[ given how things ended up he's still not sure if he succeeded or not ]
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[ i... oh... god... ]
... D-did you?
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We were close to the climax before I ah.... "lost the game"
[ oops! ]
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That's really fucked up.
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Isn't it? That damned system is the bane of my existence.
[ he can't even enjoy the PIDW universe without a dang sidequest blocking him!!! cmon!!! ]
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