[ listening to him sputter and swear would be such a dream, but he knows he's too weenie to actually do it. and so he fantasizes. in any case— ]

Congratulations...?

What do you even mean by urges—the touchy thing? You touched me first, first of all. [ HE REMEMBERS. ] Don't get me wrong, you're hot, [ he'll say it ] but I like my hands unbroken. Remember?